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Post by Jeannybird on Sept 12, 2015 23:38:49 GMT -7
"Has Marth even ordered yet?" Jean asked.
Ike decided he didn't want to further the plot of this rp until he got his chicken.
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Post by ~Rippleshadow~ on Sept 12, 2015 23:39:36 GMT -7
Marth and Ripple both ordered and got their chicken and ate it.
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Post by Jeannybird on Sept 12, 2015 23:43:31 GMT -7
Ike "accidentally" ate more chicken than he originally ordered.
Jean ate her chicken with as much grace as a baby manatee on dry land.
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Post by ~Rippleshadow~ on Sept 12, 2015 23:45:35 GMT -7
Marth ate his chicken with as much grace as an adult manatee in wet water.
Ripple just ate her chicken because yuuuuum.
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Post by Jeannybird on Sept 12, 2015 23:49:00 GMT -7
"Manatees don't eat chicken, they are herbivores," Jean said.
Ike looked at Jean strangely. "Why did you bring up manatees?"
Jean shrugged her shoulders. "I dunno man, I was just thinking about them."
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Post by ~Rippleshadow~ on Sept 26, 2015 13:10:47 GMT -7
Ripple crossed her arms and narrowed her eyes suspiciously. "Hey, looky here, Senpai. Did you just compare us to manatees? IS THAT A FAT JOKE?!" She plopped another chicken nugget in her mouth.
"What is a manatee?" Marth asked because he is a sheltered child who clearly doesn't understand the way of the seaaaa.
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Post by Jeannybird on Sept 26, 2015 13:59:05 GMT -7
"You couldn't handle my fat jokes, Ripple," Jean said. "Besides, like, you aren't even overweight, why would I be calling you fat?"
Ike tuned out of the conversation and ate chicken like a regular human. A regular human that ate chicken like a starving animal.
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Post by ~Rippleshadow~ on Oct 9, 2015 20:34:48 GMT -7
"Because you're a meanieeeeeee," Ripple cried.
Marth was disappointed because no-one told him what manatee was.
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Post by Jeannybird on Oct 9, 2015 20:38:49 GMT -7
"Whatever, I'm not that mean," Jean replied. "I was the one who bought your chicken, so I'd think twice before calling me mean."
"Don't use good deeds to counteract your meanness," Ike said. "People will accuse you of being nice just so you can be mean."
Jean did not understand that logic.
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Post by ~Rippleshadow~ on Oct 9, 2015 20:40:27 GMT -7
"What're you gonna do?" Ripple challenged boredly. "Make me regurgitate my innards?"
"but...manatees..." Marth whispered softly
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Post by Jeannybird on Oct 9, 2015 20:43:08 GMT -7
"I could do that Ripple, don't underestimate me," Jean said.
"We dropped manatees a long time ago Marth, get with the times," Ike said.
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Post by ~Rippleshadow~ on Oct 9, 2015 20:45:15 GMT -7
"Uh-huh," Ripple raised an eyebrow. "Sure."
"I..." Marth hesitated. "Is 10 seconds a long time?"
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Post by Jeannybird on Oct 9, 2015 20:54:27 GMT -7
Jean rubbed her forehead and sighed. "Well, I don't want to, but it's getting more and more tempting.." Her hand twitched, waiting for the perfect moment to strike.
"If you really want to know what a manatee is, look it up on Google," Ike said. "Honestly manatees are probably not worth the time I've spent talking about them. Even if it was only 10 seconds or whatever."
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Post by ~Rippleshadow~ on Oct 9, 2015 20:56:20 GMT -7
"Wow, you sure have some crack urges," Ripple snorted.
Marth glared at Ike. But because it was Marth, his glare looked more like an awkward smile.
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Post by Jeannybird on Oct 9, 2015 21:06:39 GMT -7
"You have no idea," Jean replied, smirking. "I also have a strong urge to eat pizza and do a jig."
Ike went back to eating chicken.
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